The iPhone vs. Windows Mobile: Multitasking stays with the professionals

And now, the WMExperts players present "Juiced: Powering the iPhone in a 3.0 World."

Join us after the break for a very special WMExperts post as our little iPhone cousin dives into the deep, dark world of multitasking and background notifications. Will he thrive alongside his Windows Mobile brethren? Will he survive? In the end, there can only be one.

WinMo

Hey, iPhone. How's it goin'?

iPhone

Hey, WinMo. Be right with you. Have to finish with this iFart app.

... ...

Sorry 'bout that. I'm a one-track phone, ya know.

WinMo

So I hear. Isn't that going to change when you get your 3.0 upgrade?

iPhone

I was afraid you'd bring that - oops. Hang on. Got a text message. Hit my home button, will ya?

... ...

Sorry 'bout that. What were you saying? Oh, yeah. What's that called, what you were talking about? Multifrisking?

WinMo

Multitasking.

iPhone

Never heard of it. I'm getting background notifications. Is that the same thing?

WinMo

Not hardly. Oh, well. Never mind.

iPhone

Oh, c'mon, WinMo. Can I give it a shot? Huh? Can I? Can I?

WinMo

I dunno. It's pretty tough stuff. Not sure that you're up to it. Never mind that those Apple people say it robs me of my power 80 percent faster. I can handle it. You, on the other hand ...

iPhone

C'mon, WinMo! Puleeeeeeeeeze?

WinMo

Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. Hope you've been working out.

iPhone

OK, I got special permission from my mommy to try this. Here I go. iFart: Open. Crossword puzzle: Open. E-mail: open. Safari: Open. ...

Wait. I'm starting to feel a little dizzy. Something's not right. Can't ... keep ... screen ... on. Wuzzhappenintome?

WinMo

Oh, no, iPhone! Your battery can't handle the big-boy workload! Quick! Better swap it out!

iPhone

Can't. Still ... Only ... Have ... Baby ... Built-in.

WinMo

Uh oh. Here, use my USB-cable (with its handy micro/mini-USB connector).

iPhone

Can't. Only ... Use ... Proprietary ... 30-pin. Good-bye ... Win ... Mo ...

Scene.

Moral of the story: Some phones are meant for getting things done. Others are meant to be shiny. Maybe next time you'll get your multitasking, little iPhone.

Phil Nickinson

Phil is the father of two beautiful girls and is the Dad behind Modern Dad. Before that he spent seven years at the helm of Android Central. Before that he spent a decade in a newsroom of a two-time Pulitzer Prize-finalist newspaper. Before that — well, we don't talk much about those days. Subscribe to the Modern Dad newsletter!