Marionette Steve Ballmer at MIX10

Yeah, this is gonna be right up there with Steve Ballmer's monkey dance, but dude wasn't even on the stage this time. Here's how the Giant Head Steve Marionette looked from Dieter's point of view this morning.

Phil Nickinson

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