See, this is why we have to use a lot of hedge words like "allegedly," "reportedly," "purportedly," and "no friggin' way." 'Cause half the time someone says they've heard something's going to happen on a certain day, well ... let's just turn to the addage: Those who know don't speak, and those who speak don't know.

And so, there's no Google Voice today for us mere mortals. The above tweet comes from Craig Walker, who's running the show over there.  It's coming. Just not today. Move along, folks.