What do you get driver of an oversized, gas-guzzling SUV who keeps crushing mere mortal phones in his iron fist day after day?

The i-Mate "Hummer," of course.

Brought to you by the Boy Genius, this ruggedized Windows Mobile Standard device reportedly will sport HSDPA, WiFi, a 2MP camera and a 2.5-inch screen.

Those are all the details BGR's sharing for now. No word on carriers, price or the like.

While this thing's not much of a looker, suffice it to say it can probably hold up to whatever you throw at it, or drop on it.