What do you get driver of an oversized, gas-guzzling SUV who keeps crushing mere mortal phones in his iron fist day after day?
The i-Mate "Hummer," of course.
Brought to you by the Boy Genius, this ruggedized Windows Mobile Standard device reportedly will sport HSDPA, WiFi, a 2MP camera and a 2.5-inch screen.
Those are all the details BGR's sharing for now. No word on carriers, price or the like.
While this thing's not much of a looker, suffice it to say it can probably hold up to whatever you throw at it, or drop on it.
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