Apple may have them commercials for the iPhone, but we have this: Microsoft is donating $10,000 in the name of Windows Mobile to Ellen for the Cure every time Ellen successfully dunks somebody in her tank. In the vid above, she dunks Audriana Partridge, who this old fogey had to look up to discover stars on The Hills.
Really, there's not much more to say about this. After the break, Jenny McCarthy and Shemar Moore. Good on ya, Microsoft. We'll turn WMExperts into a celebrity blog yet!