Stolen Microsoft Office and Windows keys land a Florida woman with 22 months in prison and a $50,000 fine — after she ironically stored them in Excel spreadsheets

Heidi Richards, 52 (or Heidi Shaffer, Heidi Hastings, or Heidi Williams, depending on who you ask), has been sentenced to 22 months in prison for trafficking thousands of stolen Microsoft Certificate of Authenticity (COA) labels through her Florida-based e-commerce brand, "Trinity Software Distribution", alongside a $50,000 fine for that company.

Basically, those COA labels are small stickers issued by Microsoft to OEMs verifying that a copy of its software is genuine. They feature a unique product key code used to activate the software or the entire operating system.

The labels themselves have no intrinsic value, but they aren't intended for sale separately from the software or OEM hardware they were supposed to accompany. Prosecutors noted that the codes on these labels can still be used to activate Microsoft software without a legitimate license, fueling an illicit market for standalone COA labels (via BleepingComputer).

Interestingly, Richards instructed her employees to manually extract the product key codes and enter them into Excel spreadsheets, which feels like a particularly ironic slip-up in the scheme.

Between July 2018 and January 2023, Heidi and her accomplices purchased tens of thousands of these genuine Windows 10 and Microsoft Office COA labels from a Texas company, spending millions of dollars while remaining far below the implied retail profits. The extracted keys were then sold to customers worldwide, amassing $5,148,181.50 between 2018 and 2023.

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