What do you do when basically every Windows product in the world is under one roof in one of the greatest cities ever to rise out of the desert of Nevada? You cover the hell out of them, as we've done throughout CES this week.

And you sit down with your pals from Android Central, order some room service and podcast for 90 minutes about everything we saw here at CES.

So strap in. We've got the new Windows fare from Samsung, Lenovo, Dell and more! Plus, chocolate martinis.