Microsoft Australia announced a new addition to the Microsoft gaming arsenal. It may not be quite what you'd naturally assume. Behold, the new Xbox One S onesie! This new piece of clothing would be the ideal companion for any gaming den, offering not only means to keep one warm during those early morning sessions, but also storage options for that HP Elite x3 you so desperately wish to purchase.
Now, before you get too excited, this onesie — in both black and white variants — is not available for purchase. It's all to help promote the new console, but as noted by Engadget, the company may look to release details soon of limited availability. Here are some of the features sported by the onesie:
- Enlarged pockets to fit your Xbox Controller and Media Remotes
- Arm pouch to offer quick and easy access to your mobile phone
- Roll-able legs and arms to cater for all temperatures and seasons
- Forearm grips to prevent slipping on those 'edge of your seat' moments
- Extra-large hood to accommodate headsets for the ultimate gaming sessions
- Customised Gamertag embroidery
Unfortunately for our black Xbox One onsie, we'd totally order the new S ones without a second thought.
Please, Microsoft. On behalf of everyone within the Microsoft community, launch the onesie in your store. Thank you.
Reader comments
Microsoft unveils the Xbox One S onesie you'd gladly swap your dignity for
... Well my dignity went down 50% thinking about even owning one... But until it allows me to make my Xbox portable, I ain't buying! Btw, does this look a bit like a space suit to u or no?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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I really don't get the hate...they do not look bad at all. They look very modern; I could see comfort space travel clothing looking like this.
Is there a butt flap on these?
would definitely get two
yoo make Microsoft make an Xbox cotton sweat suit. people will buy em fast
Do they come in XXXL and are they impervious to cheetos stains? Lol
Posted via the Windows Central App for Android.. But waiting for the HP Elite so I can get rid of this junkie Galaxy S5...
That's gotta be among the top 3 most potent vagina repellants ive ever seen...
I won an Xbox Onesie from MS on twitter a while back - its a fantastically bright green and very comfy!
OMG!! I need this for Couch Potato Days!! How awesome I would look on Skype with HoloLens!! Ready to launch Major Tom!!!
Hmm, depends: does it come with a cute redhead?
Yea, I want one bad!
I don't care what anyone thinks, I'd buy an Xbox onesie, just as long as it's not overpriced.
*swiping credit card into Xbox CD drive.* Cortana, order me one of those please!
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I want one!
You have a black Xbox One-sie? Where can mere mortals get one?
I don't know about the onesies, but, cut the bottom off and make it a hoodie and I'd buy one of each color!
I'd go for a hoodie
I'd definitely go buy a hoodie version of this
Waiting for cyan... Lol
Or a Denim one.
We really need this available in all of the bright Nokia colors
Except that doesn't really fit with the XBox theme.
Personally I wouldn't mind a Redstone one
Another MS fail. No self respecting adult is gonna buy this lame ***!!!
I see you completely missed the point. Well done.
I see you don't respect yourself or you are a child. Well done!!
Haha yeah okay.
You can wear whatever you want in the private of your own home (which I assume is where this will be worn)....just sayin. If someone want's one they can get one. It has nothing to do with self respect or dignity.
I need one!
Would love to get one of these... to play on my Wii U in.
It looks large enough that you could wear an adult diaper underneath without anyone knowing. You'd never have to stop playing.
They should design just the sweater part and maybe send millions, but no this whole body thing, it is something to wear like on halloween or special parties only.
I agree. If these were a sweatshirt or light jacket, that would be good!
Hey look!!! I'm a Xbox guy for Halloween!!!!
I'm guessing you found the headline to this by talking to Jez? Haha
This is so silly. I wonder how many they end up sellling.
I wonder the if the woman is wearing anything underneath? Lol
What, are you 12 or something?
It is an alien underneath. The woman's head is part of the onesie, head to toe, full coverage.
YEAH! I would love a white one!
I live in Aus.
Onesie? Not even if I were dead.
Wear this with Hololens for a complete Mars mission experience.
I'd feel stupid in it lol.Great though!
August Fools' Day?
Lol
Does it come with a butt-flap?
A butt flap, those things while useful ruin the look of a onesie. This onesie does look pretty cool and love the pockets, awesome for programmers and gamers
Just go, man. This ain't about keeping real friends, just the virtual ones.
Although convenient when used properly, Microsoft didn't want to implement backdoor access, to better reduce the attack surface and vulnerabilities when surrounded by other brand console gamers. Based on the security model of other brands, you might see that feature on competing platforms though, especially given how much they like to show their asses.
Eww, I always disliked onesies growing up.
My kids love them. These do look super comfy
You're not alone, though no such adult baby-grows were even conceived of in the UK when I was younger. These things, for some reason, appal me. Kinda makes my opinion of MS go down for selling them. Perhaps a bit unfair, but for some reason I really react strongly to these monstrosities. Oh well.
Did you not read the full article where is stated that they are NOT selling them?
@Burn - Nah, I got so wigged by the concept I didn't get too far with the article. Well, perhaps MS are off the hook this time then.
You seem like you lead an extremely unhappy life...
Really? You find that your life-happiness is dependent on your relationship to adult baby-grows? Well, I suppose it takes all sorts...
Fireeeeee
Love it :D
Yea. Do want.
Speechless!