We now know more about Fall Guys' anatomy, and it turns out they're abominations

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout Perfect Match
Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout Perfect Match (Image credit: Windows Central / Zackery Cuevas)

What you need to know

  • Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout is an incredibly fun game that has players compete in various mini-games to eventually become the victor.
  • At least, it was fun until the official Fall Guys Twitter account divulged intimate knowledge on the anatomy of the previously-adorable Fall Guys characters.
  • Whatever you imagined, it was likely wrong, as the images show that Fall Guys stand 6ft tall, higher than the average human.
  • Fall Guys have a...unique skeletal structure, but more than that are the eyes. Always the eyes.

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout has taken the gaming world by storm, already crossing over 2 million copies sold on Steam alone. Its intense and addictive gameplay, where players tackle a wide variety of solo and team-based mini-games to eventually declare a single victor, has led to gamers and streamers alike playing the game endlessly. However, due to popular request (apparently), the team behind Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout has decided to reveal a little bit more about the mysterious little guys that make up the game's cast: the Fall Guys themselves.

When I said "mysterious little guys" before, I meant "not mysterious enough after this" and "oh wow they're bigger than I imagined" and "I cannot erase this from my mind." According to the "official Fall Guys lore," Fall Guys stand at 6ft tall, with a rather unique skeleton snaking its way through their amorphous bodies. The thing that stands out above everything else, however, is the way their eyes (unassuming from the outside) are precariously attached to a skull recessed far into their heads.

But hey, at least they're smiling.

If this elicited a reaction out of you, or changed your opinion on Fall Guys, be sure to let us know in the comments below! I'm certainly never going to see a swarm of these rushing for a goal in the same manner ever again.

Zachary Boddy
Staff Writer

Zachary Boddy (They / Them) is a Staff Writer for Windows Central, primarily focused on covering the latest news in tech and gaming, the best Xbox and PC games, and the most interesting Windows and Xbox hardware. They have been gaming and writing for most of their life starting with the original Xbox, and started out as a freelancer for Windows Central and its sister sites in 2019. Now a full-fledged Staff Writer, Zachary has expanded from only writing about all things Minecraft to covering practically everything on which Windows Central is an expert, especially when it comes to Microsoft. You can find Zachary on Twitter @BoddyZachary.