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Contest – Win a copy of Jack Lumber or Snuggle Truck!

Every now and then a new game developer joins the Windows Phone ecosystem and you just wonder how we ever lived without them. One such company is Owlchemy Labs, a small studio who recently published two stellar games: Snuggle Truck, a 2D driving/stunt game, and Jack Lumber, the best lumberjack game on the market.

Last week, our Jack Lumber review reminded some readers of Monty Python's Flying Circus. So "Hey," we thought. "Why not arrange a little Monty Python-themed contest and give away some Owlchemy prizes?" That's what we're doing this weekend. You guys can enter to win the Steam versions of Jack Lumber ($7.49 value) and Snuggle Truck ($4.99 value). Play a bit on your PC , Windows 8 device, or Mac and get an idea of what the Windows Phone games are like. And it's really easy to enter!

The games

Before we tell you how to enter, let's look at those prize games!

Jack Lumber

Jack Lumber plays a bit like a more methodical Fruit Ninja, as the titular lumberjack must slice through mass quantities of wood that fly on-screen with his trusty axe. The wood comes in all shapes and sizes and must be cleared in one long slice – no second chances. This game is much funnier than Fruit Ninja, with a silly story and lots of comical animals to rescue during the campaign.

Yes, Jack Lumber packs a lengthy campaign mode filled with distinct levels, missions, and goofy things to collect. Players get to deck out a cabin of their own with rescued animals and decorations, and even equip game-modifying beards to boost their scores. Complete enough levels in the campaign and you'll get an endless level that really boosts your scoring opportunities.

This lumberjack game is funny, easy on the eyes, and more fun than a bottle of syrup. Check out our full review for more details!

  • Jack Lumber – Windows Phone 8 – 26 MB – $1.99 – Store Link

QR: Jack Lumber

Snuggle Truck for Windows Phone

Snuggle Truck is a silly game in which players must deliver a load of stuffed animals to the zoo without dropping too many animals along the way. You drive like crazy over hills, ramps, and other obstacles, but your stuffed animals will fly out when the truck hits a bump. Players can try to catch the errant animal in order to avoid losing it, but any plushie that hits the grounds is lost. Lose them all and you fail the level.

Although the goal of each level is to reach the zoo at the end, levels also offer a bunch of fun side goals. Earn different medals for each level, depending on your score, how many animals you lost, and overall completion time. Unlock wacky skins for your truck. And even make your own levels with the robust level editor!

If you like your driving game with a dose of humor and creativity, don't miss Snuggle Truck. Our full review has more deets.

  • Snuggle Truck – Windows Phone 8 – 21 MB - $1.99 – Store Link

QR: Snuggle Truck

The contest

In case you're wondering, we're giving away Steam keys because Windows Phone doesn't allow developers to give out codes for their games. But hey, Steam games run on Windows 8 machines so most of our super cool readers should be able to play these.

Monty Python lumberjack stage

To enter, leave a comment on this article with all of the following:

  • Your Windows Phone Central forum username. This is how we'll deliver the Steam code to you, by forum PM.
  • Which game you want: either Snuggle Truck or Jack Lumber. Just one pick please!
  • A Monty Python quote! It can come from the show or movies. Pick whatever you want, but try to be different from everybody else.

That's it! Five codes for each game will be awarded, making for ten winners in all.

The contest ends at midnight CST on Sunday. Codes will go out Monday morning to the winners.

Update!

Check out the list of winners here.

Paul Acevedo is the Games Editor at Windows Central. A lifelong gamer, he has written about videogames for over 15 years and reviewed over 350 games for our site. Follow him on Twitter @PaulRAcevedo. Don’t hate. Appreciate!

186 Comments
  • AmolBaikar
    Jack Lumber
    "awesome :D"
  • dkp1977
    Jack Lumber
    It's just a scratch. I've had worse.
  • Aman2901-Jack Lumber
    "Your highness,,when I said that you are like a steam of bat's piss,,I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark"
  • Not that interested, but cool idea! :D
  • my username on the forum: rikipy want Jack Lumber and my favorite monty pyton quote is Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
    [A guard sniggers]
    Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
    [More sniggering]
    Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
    [Sniggering]
    Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
    [Both guards snigger]
    Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.' xD
  • I have no idea what Monty Python is
  • Same here but still I want Snuggle Truck
  • Lol me too.
  • You sir, have missed out.
  • Maybe next time they don't ask about those things which we don't know. So then we may win.
  • If you haven't heard of Monty Python then I feel sorry for you. You need to watch some of their movies post haste!
  • Okay I'll try to watch some Monty Python movie. But I watch Hindi movies only.
  • I was probably a bit harsh before ;-) But it really is something that you shouldn’t go through life never seeing.
  • Okay I will download it whenever I switch on my PC
  • Malay Agarwal
    Jack lumber
    "Always look on the bright side of life" :D
  • Its going to be funny to see how people are going to google Monty watever quotes xD
  • Bing it!!
  • Hahah for sure. I was thinking about it but that's a lot of work...
  • Pfft I have most of them memorised!
  • "Google" are you serious. Bing FTW!!!
  • Only if you want to spend more time searching and generally getting terrible results
  • Shh! Don't tell anyone. ;)
  • -Usama Jawad96
    -Snuggle Truck because I think it will be easier to play on a lappy
    -I know this is probably cheating and I have no argument if I'm disqualified but I haven't seen any Monty Python movie so I binged some quotes and chose this one.
    Mattias: 'Look, I had a lovely supper, and I all I said to my wife was that that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
    Angry mob: 'Ooooh!'
    Official: 'Blasphemy! He said it again!'
    There was some other tits related quote as well but I don't think it would be appropriate to post it here.
  • Such honest. Waw
  • Jord12 Jack Lumber
    God: What are you doing now?
    King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
    God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing. Now knock it off!
  • Pratik Mehta
    Snuggle truck
    'Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest t--s.'
  • *tits??
  • Toes ;)
  • Lol
  • nosyrbllewe
    Jack Lumber
    How can a 5 oz bird carry a 10 pound coconut?
  • MisfitPierce - Jack Lumber
    Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.'
    King Arthur: 'What?'
    Maynard: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh.'
    Bedevere: 'What is that?'
    Maynard: 'He must have died while carving it.'
  • andrew1967 Snuggle truck: “And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
  • ZekromInfinity
    Jack Lumber
    Remastered versions of ‘The Graduate’ and ‘The Holy Grail’ show their satire is as sharp as ever.
  • Jack Lumber please
    FU: themattclapham
    "We want - a SHRUBBERY"
  • You're also suppose to add you forums user name
  • Thnx
  • FDRUID Jack Lumber "Did you write this symphony in the shed?"
  • Pushynachan
    Snuggle truck
    "Always look on the but side of the life"
  • ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND!
    Reikun
    Jack lumber
  • My favourite Monty Python quote ever is: The "Crucifixion?" "no, freedom" scene in The Life of Brian, but it will take ages to write it out and describe, plus I don't have access, to steam anyway...
  • IamDefiler Jack Lumber "Come back and I shall taunt you another time!"
  • PurpleHippo587
    Jack Lumber Please
    "I'm Not Dead Yet"
  • Username: ZekromInfinity
    Game: Jack Lumber
    Quote: Remastered versions of ‘The Graduate’ and ‘The Holy Grail’ show their satire is as sharp as ever.
  • Saad Azhar
    Snuggle truck
    I don't even know who Monty python was. Sorry but I am only 16 years old and ain't an American.
  • Monty python is british
  • Well I ain't British as well for that matter. I'm Pakistani.
  • HAHA. No problem just bing it. Its a comedy show telecasted on the BBC in 1969.
  • Or a movie playing in my living room just 2 months ago... My 17 yr old daughter convinced me that it was part of our cultural literacy to watch MP and the Holy Grail... Along with Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Spaceballs, ad infinitum. I am the NERDY WOMAN. MY QUOTE: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Me thinks it must be JACK LUMBER for us. I'm not sure we could play Snuggle Truck without comparing it to Asphalt 8. BTW, Paul Acevedo, you've a typo in the 1st graph. Snuggle is not the same as Smuggle. Although, you can smuggle a snuggle if you can't get one by any other means.
  • "Although, you can smuggle a snuggle if you can't get one by any other means." - made my day, thanks!
  • You're welcome. We shall declare the day made. ;-)
  • :D
  • Thanks Señorita Nerdy. Snuggle Truck is the sequel to Smuggle Truck (see the Snuggle Truck review for an explanation). I gets 'em mixed up sometimes.
  • Atharva117
    Jack Lumber
    “My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white."
  • dineshachanta
    lumberjack <> jacklumber     "it's a traaap"
  • Downup
    Snuggle truck
    "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
  • Altafmahmood
    Snuggle truck
    "it's Monty python flyyyingg circussss"
  • Bruno Blanes
    Snuggle Truck "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
  • Rohit Nagvanshi
    Jack Lumber
    ' it's a trrraaaaaappp"
  • Monty python, I haven't seen it, but if you had asked for Pulp Fiction or Full metal jacket, baby, I know the entire script by heart.
  • Back to the Future I know the entire script for all 3 movies :P
  • Ken Xia Jack Lumber “You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!”
  • Ken Xia Jack Lumber "You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge.... tracks of land!"
  • Monty python?? :/
  • kkaspars33 ; Jack Lumber ; "We are the knight's who say NI"
  • Gautam Kabiraj
    Snuggle Truck
    "He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy" :P
  • wpinfected
    Jack Lumber
    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
  • Snuggle truck.......
    ..
  • Haha at the the title Snuggle Truck
  • Wait, Title is Snuggle Truck but the post says Smuggle Truck. Had me confused,lol.
  • Snuggle Truck is the sequel to Smuggle Truck. I get them mixed up sometimes. ~ ~
  • Hey dude ! When will you declare the winning contestants.. Eagerly waiting .
  • Looks like tonight or tomorrow morning. Got a bit behind. Appreciate your interest! :-)
  • Yeoldgreat1
    Snuggle truck
    "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
  • john20212 Jack Lumber Brian’s mother: 'Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!'
    The Life of Brian    
  • ipradyu
    Jack Lumber 'I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'
  • anubhavmajumder - Jack Lumber. 'Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest t--s.' Picture: The All-England Summarise Proust Competition
  • nb100
    snuggle truck
    i don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Want Lumber jack but don't kno any Monty Pythons quote :'(
  • Bing it.. Like everyone else...
  • mukulagarwal
    Jack lumber French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • CitrusMocha
    Jack Lumber
    My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
  • -Sting921
    -Lumber Jack
    -Never watched Monty Python :/
    May the force stays with me. #Only hope.
  • akashpats
    Snuggle Truck
    "It's a trap!"
  • amitnahar
    Snuggle Truck
    "Come back and I shall taunt you another time!"
  • Chillteki
    Snuggle truck
    We are the knights of Ni!
  • Faragondk
    Jack Lumber
    "nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?"
  • DJCBS
    Jack Lumber
    Because "- No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  • Damn, that's the one I was going to use. Was getting hopeful that no one else has used it ...
  • sourcrowd
    jack lumber
    "Ni!"
  • Vinit Pratap
    Snuggle truck
    'But despite the efforts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.'
    ( I had never heard about this before but after searching I picked above line and after reading the quote I think Monty python seems funny. Anyway I love snuggle truck on pc so you know.)
  • enahs555 Jack Lumber   "Waffer thin"
  • Username: Aqib Raza
    Game I want: Snuggle Truck
    Quote: "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
    LOL the quote is quite funny :P
  • Jack Lumber awesome game worth every penny.. :-)
  • Coldfilter
    Snuggletruck
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
  • DSBisthe1
    Snuggle truck
    "And now for something completely different!"
  • I have both games but wow this thread brings back awesome memories lol
  • Windows Phone Central forum username:- Tony Stark12 Game I want:- Jack Lumber A Monty Python quote:- Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
  • dxdy jack lumber From Life of Brian:
    Wise Man: We were led by a star.
    Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, more like.
  • Nischal shrestha , jack lumber
    knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot[solo]Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.
  • l_n
    Jack Lumber
    "Would you like to go back to my place and go bouncy-bouncy?" English to English translation book sketch.
  • eatingjimmy
    Jack Lumber
    "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
    I sleep all night and work all day."
  • Paul May.
    Jack Lumber. "Spare a sheckle for an old ex leper"
    "ex leper?"
    "yes sir, I got cured"
    "cured. Who cured you?"
    "Jesus did sir, he came down and put his hand on me and cured me, leaving me without a way to make a living sir."
  • tunggah Jack Lumber  Coordinator: Crucifixion?
    Prisoner: Yes.
    Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. This part gets me all the time :) Gotta love Monty Python! Great idea!
  • nikatsuki Jack Lumber "knight who say Ni: Ni"
  • mmm273 if win wants Snuggle Truck "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! "
  • NYJets12 Jack Lumber Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
  • rhythm215
    Snuggle truck
    "My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white”
  • shivamgoel
    "And now for something completely different"
    I want "snuggle truck"
  • Jack Lumber
    Chris Sandiford
    "No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, int it, eh? Beautiful plumage!"
  • afnan_mc
    Snuggle Truck
    "On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
  • Rayyan Hussain
    Jack lumber
    “Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!"
  • Dont know my user name either game "no one expects the Spanish inquisition"
  • My apologies for adding a second quote... I just can't help myself. I guess we'll be watching a Holy Grail rerun tonight... "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • shriyanshk
    Jack Lumber
    Sir Lancelot: I thought your son was a girl.
    King: That's understandable.
  • evilgeniusmojo
    Jack Lumber
    "We are the knights that say NI!"
  • User name: Tejas Narasimhan
    I want Snuggle Truck.
    "Pythons are dangerous but Monty Pythons are hilarious!!"
    Lol..
  • Username: Ticomfreak
    Game: Snuggle Truck
    Quote: "...a..."
  • CJthunder
    Snuggle Truck
    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
  • Thank you
  • Nakazul
    Jack Lumber
    "It's just a flesh wound". Love that comment ❤
  • Jas00555
    Snuggle truck
    "He is packing it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off and chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge."
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4rQDyRCZtg
  • Jack Lumber reminds me of Johnny Bravo cartoon.  -Jazmac
  • "tis but a scratch."
  • Kb4000
    Lumber Jack
    "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"
  • Twofron
    Jack lumber
    I blow my nose at you!
  • qwe123878
    Snuggle truck
    "nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?"
  • slushygrim
    Jack Lumber
    Braainnnnn... Specialist.
  • Eroselim - jack lumber - "So live that you would not mind selling your pet parroto the town gossip."
  • - Tobbe
    - Snuggle truck ***********
    -Arthur receives questions in order to pass the bridge, responds with the counter question "would that be an african or European swallow?"
    - guard responds with "I don't know" and faces the consequences :) It doesn't get much better than that!
  • Success! I found the clip on YouTube. To you poor souls that haven't experienced Monty python - behold!
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8
  • Lancepr
    Lumber jack
    I'm not dead yet
  • Damian Hall1
    Jack Lumber
    "All things dull and ugly, all things short and squat, all things rude and nasty, the lord god made the lot"
  • Nik Rolls
    Jack Lumber One of my favorite quotes had always been:
    ‘I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!’ But coincidentally I've been rewatching Flying Circus over the last week and have a couple of others to contribute:
    ‘Oh well we sometimes feel we’re to blame in some way for what our gran’s become. I mean she used to be happy here until she started on the crochet. Now she can’t do without it. Twenty balls of wool a day, sometimes. If she can’t get the wool she gets violent. What can we do about it?’
    And a classic:
    ‘’E’s not pinin’! ’E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! ’E has ceased to be! ’E’s expired and gone to meet ’is maker! ’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ’e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ’im to the perch ’e’d be pushing up the daisies! ’Is metabolic processes are now ’istory! ’E’s off the twig! ’E’s kicked the bucket, ’e’s shuffled off ’is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! He’s f****n’ snuffed it! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!’
  • mgguadiana Snuggle Truck “Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
  • tire_007
    Jack Lumber
    "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
  • SevenDead1ySinz Jack Lumber " 'Ello Bruce"  
  • A trial mode would be great, my wife like those kind of games but she is too picky to buy a game without trying it first.
  • Game without Xbox title sucks
  • Sabrekane
    Jack Lumber
    "My parrot is dead!"
    "No, no he's...uh...just resting."
  • "I didn't want to be a weather forecaster....... I wanted to be a lumberjack"
    Mooncow Not interested in winning. I just love me some Python humor. Evidently some of the Holy Grail quotes are wrong. Evidently I watched it far too many times. :P
  • "Bernie, they'll never make that back I said" & "Incidentally this record is available in the foyer".
  • I'm tomazon I want Snuggle Truck, please -"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Thanks
  • Grand McCore
    Snuggle truck
    "We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"
  • Heav3n Jack Lumber I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.  
  • Greece2014 Snuggle Truck "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"
  • Xboxer eyts
    Jack Lumber
    "l wanted to be...a lumberjack"
  • Lovedeep Dhillon
    smugle truck
    "i love my enemies"
  • prathameshk
    Jack lumber
  • Nondescript1986
    Jack Lumber 'Please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.' (He says it after a red wedding-esque slaughter at his sons wedding)
  • Jack Lumber!!!!
    Fantastic!!!! :D
  • Mayank Mayur
    Jack Lumber
    "it's awesome"
  • eoskylab Jack Lumber   Sir Bedevere: "...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped." King Arthur: "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
  • ayush23 snuggle truck Gaz: On Sale for £4.99 and we're still a fuckin' fiver short!
  • Lol wrong Monty but still awesome
  • Albi97z
    Jack plumber
    What's a python?
  • Farhan Rahman
    Snuggle Truck
    'Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest t--s.'
  • UchilHasmit
    Lumberjack
    This is an ex-parrot.. Lololol.. Funny sketch this one.
  • User name is Umar Hafeez.
    I want Jack Lumber .
    "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. "
  • Username: jedpatrickdatu Game: Jack Lumber Quote: "It's just a flesh wound."
  • B4booboon
    Jack lumber
    It's so much fun...
  • naggy31 - username
    Snuggle Truck - Please :) God:Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
  • SkyFlyer77
    Jack Lumber
    "we are the knights whose say NI!"
  • Lumber jack plz
  • Kamil712 - Jack lumber
    'What have the bloody Romans ever done for us??'
  • coment Snuggle Truck Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
  • Jacques Van Blokland Jack Lumber Mr Chigger: I came here to learn how to fly an aroplane. Mr Anemone: Oh, "an aeroplane". Oh, I say, we are grand aren't we? "Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm off to play the grand piano!" "Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane!"
  • Aniketarchie93
    Jack Lumber
    It's just a scratch. I've had worse.
  • Jon-Anthony De Angelis
    jack lumber
    Black Knight: Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here & take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
  • Lyubomeer
    Jack Lumber King Arthur: 'Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.'
    Black Knight: 'Yes I have.'
    King Arthur: 'Look!'
    Black Knight: 'It's just a flesh wound.'
    (Holy Grail) Posted via Windows Phone Central App
  • Ixolite Snuggle Truck "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
  • "One...two...FIVE!" "Three, sir!" "Three!"
  • NokiaBoy
    Snuggle Truck
    He's not the messiah-he's a very naughty boy.
  • I'm not actually on the forums bit I just had to put in this quote.
    Pope: What possessed you to paint this with THREE Christs in it?
    Michelangelo: It works mate.
    Pope: Works!?
    Michelangelo: Yeah, the fat one balances the two skinny ones.
  • Wtf is Monty Python?
  • That makes me a little sad. Look it up!
  • matheusand
    Jack Lumber
    "I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently."
  • I would love to play Jack lumbar.  The quote.. Well ladies and gentlemen I don't think any of our contestants this everning have succeeded in encapsulating the intricancies of proust's masterwork, so I am going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest t**s.
  • Hdgenerik
    Snuggle truck
    It's just a scratch. I've had worse.
  • WPC Username: poken1151 Winning Game:   Jack Lumber Quote:                "I fart in your general direction!"
  • grexion
    Snuggle Truck
    "It's just a scratch"
  • Forum name "SMMinke". Jack Lumber is my choice, and how could that be my choice of THIS wasn't my quote? "Im a lumberjack and I'm ok
    I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavatory
    I Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea."
  • FizzySignal Jack Lumber - Looks Incredible "All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us?"
    (From The Life of Brian) P.S. When I read this, I was thinking you guys are doing Monthy Python Quotes because they are playing live @ the O2 in London, England right now!!! And they showed it on TV today!!!
    Monty Python are Awesone!!!! :P
  • MUMUMUMU Lumber Jack “Always look on the bright side of life.”  
  • kungfumonkey12 lumber jack "You're a looney!"
  • stogdan Snuggle Truck "The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!"